Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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