ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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