In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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