U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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