ugly people sure do ruin things
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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