But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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