We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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