He disabled his match.com account in front of me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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