Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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