Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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