I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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