I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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