high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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