can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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