If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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