Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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