no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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