P.S. I can't hear my feet
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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