I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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