To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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