Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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