Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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Have fun and good luck.
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