it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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