It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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