I heard we made out
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just pee around me
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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