I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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