But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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