i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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