Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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