Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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