scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I love you.
Bad choice
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