She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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