I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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