so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Small penises have feelings too.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dicks are not precious.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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