We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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