Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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