i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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