3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This house was built for laser tag.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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