I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize