I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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