none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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