she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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