is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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