I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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