I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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