i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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