Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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