all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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