The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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