Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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