there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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